Intimacy: Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was...

By lissysue1 - 12/07/2012 19:23 - United States - Green Bay

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

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By merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

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MisterMichael 9

Friday 13 July 2012 0:45

Did reading this make anyone else yawn?

peanuts363 12

Friday 13 July 2012 0:44

Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.

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dmigedcnbprtty 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 0:37

Bite his tongue :D that'll wake him up!

kristnschrm 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:56

Time for a new boyfriend.

kayleeann45 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:13

Omg that sucks

scottsteiner 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:39

you must suck...really bad then

truerebel 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:53

How were you "making out" if you weren't French kissing anyway?

PowerPanda_fml 3

Tuesday 17 July 2012 13:22

Bite him.

Flowsidon 6

Friday 20 July 2012 4:18

Maybe it's a sign he wants to get in bed with you? Lol

HeartOfLead 24

Friday 20 July 2012 4:42

Fun fact: In France they call a "French kiss" an "English kiss" as opposing to us americans!

ShatteredRubiks 16

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:59

That's actually a myth.

xsarax_fml 10

Sunday 6 January 2013 2:40

No biggie just change it up and turn him on another way! :)

sgstephyluv 2

Wednesday 25 September 2013 17:24

Aw lol

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