By xmassmasher - 02/12/2014 07:52 - United States - Ruston

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML
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NavajoJustin 8

Could this be said A Supernatural Christmas?

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TypoFairy 20

Tell him that it wasn't really Santa, that it was someone pretending to be Santa, but they got caught and are in jail now and will be forever (it's simple and to a kid that age, pretty believable). Nobody likes imposters ;).

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hard_candy 25

would hate to see his reaction when he finds out Santa isn't real.

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hard_candy 25

ouch...tough luck.sometimes you gotta find out the hard way. FYL.

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garrett_8614 14

Or we could just not lie to him in the first place.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Oh come on, #34, it's fun to believe in Santa when you're a kid.

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Unlovable_Me 14

Santa may not be a killer but you sure killed his view on Santa.

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IamHercules 24

Santa IS a killer. Haven't you seen the movie Silent Night?

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LegalLoitering 12

Sounds like someone's getting coal this year

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ShadowPsychosis 4

Honestly I'm quite surprised a 6 year old still believes in Santa, a discussion of my friends recently none of their 6 year olds believed even with the parents trying to convince them.

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hard_candy 25

I think ages between 6 and 9 are when kids start figuring it out the most, though I know some parents who try to keep the magic going even longer than that. my sister and I found out around 7 and 8 from other kids. and my sister actually believed in the tooth fairy a couple years longer than she did in Santa.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Was the show Silent Night Deadly Night?

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elek2008 9

tell him its just a made up story to make people not like santa.

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cakefete2 30

Santa's hit list, for those times when the naughty list is just too good for some.

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cornyrob 33

What's the big idea about having kids believe in Santa in the first place? Encouraging a lie during a time of celebrating the arrival of the Messiah? I don't get it.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

You must be fun at parties.

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Ichiya 29

Firstly 35 not everyone believes as you do so shut the **** up about what others can tell their children.

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cornyrob 33

#39, ok, that's firstly. What's secondly? #36, actually, I do like some Christmas functions.

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Ichiya 29

Secondly Christmas isn't a celebration of the coming of any Messiah. It is more a celebration of a religion brutally forcing innocent people to change their beliefs simply because they had the power to do so. Happy? smart ass.

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