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There's a very good chance that he does speak english, as that is the bread and butter of any tourist location. He might have chosen to just not admit it to OP.
grab his junk, it's universal for "let's make consensual f*ck" [did he just say making f*ck?]--Clerks
Next time, stop whoring yourself out like some cheap ***** just because you're in another place.
Step 1 to flirting: Speak the same language, or at least use very emotive body language. Thrusting your hips should do it.
So many more reasons why to hook up with him now you know he doesn't speak English :) and even if he is faking, who cares? wasn't that your reason to flirt with this guy, that you will never meet again after this, on the first place?
YDI for not giving him a chance to let you know he didn't speak English. If you'd gone up to him and said "hello," or introduced yourself, he could have said that he didn't speak English. It sounds like you just approached him and started talking and talking. Apparently you were talking so long that it became an FML rather than just "oh. He doesn't speak English."
haha diff languages ftw
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Flash him your boobs. Now that's a language everyone can understand.
Did he speak the language of Love? ;)