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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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By lilypanda333 - 08/01/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By R…… - 19/11/2024 03:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I knew my wife and kid wouldn't be home until later, and I was excited to play video games and relax. The second I turned my computer on, the power went out. It came back on as my wife was pulling into the driveway. FML

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By FUCKING POWER - 02/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Wixom

Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

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By thenerd - 24/03/2021 02:00

Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Jeepers - 29/06/2009 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML

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By LightsOut - 03/05/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By AstonBrown - 15/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Cleveland

Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 25 September 2009 1:38

You got a visit from the fail whale

bigdong1414 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:41

Honestly....this is a fake FML post. There is no online poker site that holds your money and waits for you to enter information. Even if they did they wouldn't steal your money. Epic fail!

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NeoJoe 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 0:49

Maybe you should put your money towards one of those "UPS" battery supply things then >_>

rarrigoni 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 4:57

invest in a laptop. then it wouldn't have mattered that the power went out. the legality of online poker depends upon the state. it is illegal in Washington state, but my town is 8 miles from the Idaho border, where it is legal. loopholes are easy to find...

fballs2006 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:35

it's a scam. probly best u didn't give them ur info. no online casino lets u put in info after u play & collect. u have to put it in first In order to collect winnings, otherwise there is no way for them to get your money if u lose

Kofu 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 7:26

All aboard the fail-boat.

fmlxxxx 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 8:41

Online poker doesn't work like that, you sign up before you play. Sounds like you dodged a scam trying to get your personal details!

DeMoCraCy 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:11

Omg, 90% of the people who posted are a buch of lazy *****. Either you guys have a job you hate or you are extremely lazy. You don't need days off! Some people work/study hard because they like the challenges it brings or the big bucks you can get. I bet most of you are rednecks.