Intimacy: The Three Bears Conundrum

The Three Bears Conundrum

By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By peridot1aa - 24/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By ohEw - 09/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML

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Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:46

You know, that really makes you wonder who's that was. If it's your parents, then FYL. That would be gross. :x

Nocturnal558 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:51

It was your neighboor, and a dog!

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kionnalexus 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:42

um, thats freaking sick ;O

christhehaxxor 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:54

Maybe someone rapped you in your sleep and left the condom behind?

vanillacocoa 6

Tuesday 8 May 2012 12:07

Called Rape ya mean?

OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:46

You know, that really makes you wonder who's that was. If it's your parents, then FYL. That would be gross. :x

MadVlrus 1

Monday 12 October 2009 19:56

Just the parents? Whose should it be not to make it 'fyl'? :/

Nocturnal558 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:51

It was your neighboor, and a dog!

fredward47 16

Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:01

that puts disturbing images in mind...

CL41RE 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:54

fyl?

Lolcatherd 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:01

Sorry. XD

begrunge 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:25

Parents? o_o ...if so, your parents have sick fetishes.

anniemarie 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:32

hahaha. gross!

Brittface 6

Friday 25 September 2009 2:34

Ugh! that's ******* creepy. FYL sorry

AshleysWorld 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:42

Your parents enjoy your room. Or someone came in your house. O_0

SokDek 14

Saturday 24 July 2010 22:24

9- nice pun...

someoned 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:45

you deserve it for living among humanity

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The Three Bears Conundrum

Same thing different taste

Time to pretend

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