Rolled

By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

YDI for playing online poker in class. Bust out some playing cards and get a game of no limit hold 'em going with a $10 buy-in right there in class instead.

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YDIforbeingu 0

YDI for not noticing him

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justdancebbyx3 7

I guess he could read your p-p-poker face

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allmidnighteyes 10

No, not win. **** Lady Gaga and her shitty dancepop.

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AnaMaree 0

Just dance. Gonna be okay.

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cheese1756 0

I hope that it used virtual chips and not real money

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raNDMGUy 5

yeah if it's real money then that's a definite FML but if it's virtual then suck it up princess

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AcesAndEights 0

Its gotta be virtual, seeing as the person was able to quickly make an account. If its real money, you have to fill in personal info and credit card numbers. Also, if the dude cheated the OP out of real money they wouldnt have laughed afterward and drawn attention to themselves

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allmidnighteyes 10

YDI for playing online poker in class. Bust out some playing cards and get a game of no limit hold 'em going with a $10 buy-in right there in class instead.

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containsnosoy 0

That is so f*cked up. I guess you learned to never play online poke in a public place.. especially in class.

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plexico 3

You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away Know when to run Listen to the teacher Take notes and pay attention Your folks didn't send you to school To have a dumb-ass son

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f_alltheirlives 3

He cant be countin no money at the table anyways :P Guess the dealings done :(

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khanrava 0

He wasn't playing for real money in this fml.

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magicsparrow 0

False darkmis -- online poker with real money was outlawed a few years back.

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Clare420 0

you can still play online poker for money. but the lady you call doesn't work in the US

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mouammarkadhafi 0

That would not b a fml if it wasn't real money stupid

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