Money: Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty...

By Jeepers - 29/06/2009 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML

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You deserved it 41 899

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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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By thiscantbereal00 - 07/01/2022 14:02

Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML

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You deserved it 3 691

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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You deserved it 53 670

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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You deserved it 27 584

Risky gamble

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML

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You deserved it 738

A tax on irresponsability

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 06:00

Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML

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Addict

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 754

You deserved it 20 869

annedroid 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:40

Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:45

Dumbass! You deserve it.

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yaktazuki 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:38

That was stupid of you

ejvlols 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:49

i know eh, like playing in an online casino when you're tight for cash is a good idea.

B0RED_AT_W0RK 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:19

If you're about to insult the author of this post for being dumb. Check #55, he explained himself and I think it makes fine sense. ;)

ffmmllyaya 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:55

this guy is trying to make everyone read his own comment way down

jasonsaied 1

Sunday 21 March 2010 3:46

no he's not douchebag. that comment was posted by the OP

annedroid 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:40

Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?

taaam 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:41

ohh that sucks

bostonian8 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:45

your a liar

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:45

Dumbass! You deserve it.

Luckster 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:48

This is kinda in the middle for me...I can't tell if I should vote YDI or YLIF for this one.

SoloAutotunE 17

Saturday 24 October 2015 3:13

So, You Life It ****

chelseadaggers 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:56

Online Bingo = people who have no jobs and have nothing to do once Jeremy Kyle has finished and before Loose Women starts. (only brits will understand this one) Get off your arse and get a job! YDI

Nozzanoggin 6

Monday 29 June 2009 21:03

LOL!!! I love good ol' Jezza Kyle! But I agree, if you're gonna waste your time with this kind of thing at least go to a centre so you can mix with other people who have nothing better to do.

Nomad609 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:28

Who the F said it was bingo? Stupid ass.

noName123456 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:23

he was making a joke retard

Glam_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:59

Why the hell were you gambling when you don't have any extra money? Idiot

randomusername 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:03

This is incredibly stupid. You thought that you were gambling with REAL money and not virtual money, without providing your card information first? What website would be stupid enough to work that way? Think about it... if you lose a lot of money they have no info about you to make you pay. Then you can just keep trying until you get lucky. Did you seriously think they were just going to give you money? The world doesn't work like that. YDIx1,000,000,000

miss_california 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:14

i totally agree with you! surely you could only win real money on these sites if you were gambling real money in the first place, and without registering any card details you wouldn't be gambling your own money. i doubt there is a gambling site where you would be able to win real cash and yet wouldn't run the risk of losing any (and if there was one, it wouldn't exactly be gambling, would it?)