Holidays: Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite...

By not funny but :( - 28/03/2013 16:24 - United States - Wooster

Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML

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By ELinDawk - 31/08/2021 01:01

Today, I think I found the person I feel is my soulmate while I was in Montana this past weekend. My friend’s wife’s best friend. She was perfect, same sense of humor, same sarcasm, good morals, and absolutely gorgeous. I was struck. And then I received a text message from my wife. FML

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What a catch!

By Ethan92 - 29/04/2021 01:59

Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML

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Decisions, decisions

By Anonymous - 26/11/2022 22:00

Today, I realized how in love I am with my soulmate. How how do I tell my wife? FML

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By karengoeswest - 16/08/2018 15:00

Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Living a lie

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML

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You fool

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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No future

By Bryan - 15/06/2021 16:00

Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML

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QDonahue16 9

Friday 29 March 2013 2:37

Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you grab the wrong one, but think it's right.

SWC_Penguin 17

Friday 29 March 2013 2:57

Come on. You know 8 years-worth of annoying habits your husband has. You know none of this new guy's annoying habits, but trust me, HE HAS THEM. Your ignorance does not mean he's perfect.

Comments

gravekill3r 1

Saturday 30 March 2013 21:32

That's just sad ur f'd up

AjsMommy7204 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 21:38

Ok.. How long were you on vacation ?? How much time did you truly spend with the new guy ??? Not 8 Yrs.. If your not happy in your marriage.. End it first.. Then after its all said and done.. Find the new guy and see how you feel after you spend more time with him.. Either way I still feel bad for your husband.. Who goes on vacation for an anniversary.. And cheats on that vacation !!!

roxxyfoxxy3 25

Sunday 31 March 2013 1:19

It's not ops fault. You can't choose who you love :o take it from me, i fell in love with a cold hearted bastard. Sorry OP! And good luck on your part!

kabza 13

Sunday 31 March 2013 7:02

that is quite slutty

naiveprophet 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 8:14

I have a lot to say on this particular topic, but it would take a long time, so I'm going to summarize: Get over it.

isbs 1

Tuesday 2 April 2013 21:55

****

cardan18 2

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:11

Yeah, you're dumb. Grow up and learn how to be a real wife.

antihero87 5

Wednesday 17 April 2013 10:01

Everybody wants what they can't have. It's human nature

MadisonDerp 16

Sunday 9 June 2013 5:01

Why did you marry him if you hadn't found "the one" yet? Although if not for you and your husbands marriage you would not have met this new man, so it was quite possibly fate..