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By everyoneheard - 28/03/2013 15:11 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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countryrose92 23

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cb1002630 11

30, personally I thought he was referring to "Bam! Books A Million!" But a swift lick to the nads works as well.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Take it from here Bambam "bam bam bam!" From family guy :D

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cb1002630 11

"One o' these days Louis, one o' these days Bam! Straight to the moon"

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Nicholi124 10

Oh hell no!!!!!! Someone would have to get punch in the face! And I mean him! Why say shit like that to stir up anger

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enbliss 10

it has to be true, otherwise it wouldn't be a fml

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Wizardo 33

Giggity giggity goo ;)

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meihua 19

Nah- just the suspicion makes it an fml... And the doubt and insecurities that will result

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Catkam623 27

Ops name is everyone heard leading me to infer, she's ******.

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Success4444 12

She WAS ******.

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slacker_69 6

so did he take your virginity and if so what happened next?

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IAmJad 18

Have they ever been together or did she cheat on you?

SomeRandomGuy15 18

I think you mistook OP's boyfriend for the OP...

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TheRandomIndian 17

Yes because one person pointing out 3s mistake isn't enough.

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IAmJad 18

I guess I wasn't thinking straight when I was reading. My bad.

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Ki11erC 18

58 - You must be new to the Internet. Welcome.

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TheRandomIndian 17

Lmfao oh god you're funny 105

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#58 You fail at life.

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TheRandomIndian 17

Oh 118, you know me so well

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Oh #124 you know I was being sarcastic :)

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Soloman212 28

So your verbal irony was meant to convey that #58 succeeds at life?

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

She was half a virgin when she met him?

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zombieslayer83 19

They played the "just the tip" game.

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sens3sfailing 24

I played that game once.... #shutupitwasmyfirsttime

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shortvirgo13 7

Omg #78 that's not funny, wow I can't believe you went there.

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Interwebzombie 15

Welcome to the internet, #144, where anything goes.

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emmapaige13 6

I love your shirt!

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chelsearenaeee 16

He sounds really classy.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

It amazes me how many FMLs could be avoided if OP had a sense of humor. Yeah, it's embarrassing, but whether it's true or not, it's pretty funny. And if he did take your virginity, as long as it wasn't during your relationship, in which case it'd be a YDI, just laugh it off and move on

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hama806 19

70- we wouldn't have so many fun FMLs to read if everyone had a sense of humor, now would we?

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MermaidAnnariea 10

#70, most people, when in a relationship with someone, don't want to hear about their significant others' sexual past. so regardless of whether or not it was before they dated, it's still awkward for OP and her boyfriend.

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hashshim 23

Why is she hanging out with her ex in the first place?

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ALlamaOnFire 20

This would only really be awkward if what he said was true... So did he?

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Steve95401 49

There's nothing like having your girlfriend's "past" thrown in your face.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol owned and trolled!

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