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By whywouldyoudothat - 07/10/2014 01:14 - United States - Kingman

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

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devildog562 33

Tuesday 7 October 2014 17:51

Wow, worst parents ever.

mb2_native 15

Tuesday 7 October 2014 17:51

What in the actual **** -_-, fyl OP, it is never ok to fake a death.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

Friday 10 October 2014 23:01

What did OP's comment say? I didn't get to read it

ash_1020 6

Saturday 11 October 2014 4:48

Same!

geekchick88 17

Sunday 12 October 2014 1:38

Why did the comments disappear that were asking where the follow up is? Is it because it's not okay to point out that the FML staff obviously screwed up somewhere and this doesn't belong in the follow up category?

bebo12425 3

Monday 13 October 2014 16:40

well those are nice parents

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 15 October 2014 19:37

Your parents sound deranged. What the hell kind of prank is that?

zuka 7

Wednesday 22 October 2014 16:47

Well.. Are you a guy? XD or a girl

StayatHomeSon 9

Thursday 23 October 2014 2:58

Your parents are terrible people

HerpityDerp 11

Sunday 26 October 2014 23:52

That sucks so much...

Illiteratescribe 2

Monday 27 October 2014 11:32

Lol. I'm in the same situation. If you told me that you live in Auburn, California that would be the strangest coincidence.

Iamthetrees 5

Saturday 28 March 2015 8:41

I really wish there was a WTF option for voting

Charles900 16

Monday 30 March 2015 13:23

Wow, that's extremely ****** up of them to do that.

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