Work: Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to...

By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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Whiner!

By mrjude - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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Make up your mind

By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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We all hate cold callers

By Adrian - 03/02/2022 14:01

Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML

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By Tiak - 30/03/2009 18:08 - United States

Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML

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Never the twain shall meet

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 11:00 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Asshat

By no compassion - 16/04/2013 10:50 - United States - Aurora

Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this dude. FML

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Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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foshizzles 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:20

Caller ID?

ummmyeahhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:33

tough luck. hope he's understanding. =]

Comments

foshizzles 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:20

Caller ID?

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 19:48

Maybe he just picked it up real fast or something>.

Kitten_love 22

Wednesday 21 January 2015 21:57

After the first 5 calls, OP probably stopped looking at caller ID... I know my sister has done this and I just turn my phone on silent or off. Why bother listening to it constantly ringing?

JeanNe91 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:26

what #1 said.

Jaaared_ 15

Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:51

Why bother commenting?

ummmyeahhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:33

tough luck. hope he's understanding. =]

aliii_ 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:34

dumbbassssssss

crapmaster3000 19

Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:22

Say you were on your period

dellie182 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:36

you are a retard. and a liar

npk88 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:41

i think this is made up. If you were out at lunch that means she would have been calling your cell phone. All cell phones have caller ID. Even if you didn't have your boss's number in your contacts, you would be able to see that it wasn't your sister's number when you picked up your phone

My_Little_Pony 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:43

The plot thickens....

KingSlayer 0

Monday 13 June 2011 11:46

that's wat she said.

Kozzy333 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:46

#6 are you a dumbass? Not all cell phones have caller ID. But in this case it seems as though she would because she knew her sister called her 37 times. I guess she just assumed that it would be her sister again.

ERICA833 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:54

every cell phone I have seen or had has caller ID!!!

TheThrasher_fml 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:40

shit costs $5 a month wouldnt pay it

Froghop 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:47

My cell phone has called id - but its also set to answer upon opening so I won't see the number until after I answer the call

PsychoX 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:49

When someone calls you more than 10 times with only a few seconds in between each call you check to see who it is EVERY SINGLE TIME? This is why I hate phones............. And be nice to your sister before she gets some random guy with too many tattoos and an std for each one to drive her hope. =P