Love: Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash,... - FML

By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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awesomeamandas 37

Wednesday 30 July 2014 16:47

at least a stranger complimented you. not a complete loss.

gionatorinc 5

Wednesday 30 July 2014 16:47

It's better than nothing I guess?

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The_ghetto_mango 25

Sunday 17 January 2016 22:46

DUMP HIM!!!!

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