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By oopsiecoffee - 09/04/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML

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By the customer is always a cunt - 20/12/2013 21:48 - United States - Sarasota

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

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Fight or flight

By Jeffery89000 - 14/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML

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Nice

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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See you soon

By CoffeeBoy - 06/11/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to meet a potential client at Starbucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other Starbucks. FML

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Morning joe

By Christine.T - 27/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stopped at the coffee shop before work and confidently ordered "my usual." The barista looked confused but nodded. When my drink came, it was completely wrong. Turns out, I was in the wrong coffee shop. I was too embarrassed to correct them, so I drank a weird matcha-pumpkin spice sludge. FML

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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DealerCamel 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:01

Well, don't speak your mind to strangers, then, I guess.

Ninjahippy 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:03

Meh? At least he got some honest customer feedback.

Comments

DealerCamel 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:01

Well, don't speak your mind to strangers, then, I guess.

My2864 1

Tuesday 6 July 2010 12:42

when you said coffee shop i honestly thought you were going to get some weed >.< its probably a dutch thing..

LoosechangeX 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 2:08

Hey 97 what does that have to do with anything the 1st poster said. Dick.

Josk95 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 1:06

what does it matter? why are you making a big deal about it? and I also thought she was getting some weed, so it is a Dutch thing

spacedragon 4

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:31

Speaking your mind to strangers is fine if you're not an asshole

munchly 17

Tuesday 21 April 2015 23:25

I speak my mind to everyone ... Maybe the owner will fix the coffee problem then! If you knew who he was OP you would have sugar coated the truth :P

Ninjahippy 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:03

Meh? At least he got some honest customer feedback.

The_Big_Mac 7

Wednesday 5 May 2010 10:50

agreed

comment11111 39

Thursday 19 September 2013 11:42

That way the owner received valuable feedback.

HairyPunisher 27

Monday 4 May 2015 3:46

Totes agree!

shehzeenahmed 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:08

starbucks is overrated

ZleveL 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 7:23

but lemon loaf isn't 8^P

HackerD00d 0

Monday 2 August 2010 3:55

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hollowranger81 4

Friday 30 March 2012 2:13

Hipster

xxyumtasticxx 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:10

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fenner_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:11

well maybe he should take the hint and start making better coffee

kwbuzz23wk 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:11

thats what you get for being obsessed with coffee. starbucks is taking over the world... atleast you did not choose them

Ultimate_Batman 28

Wednesday 7 December 2016 6:01

wtf is wrong with you?

ilikerainbows 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:14

You totally deserved it for liking Starbucks. And for not patronizing a locally owned shop instead. And for being a douchebag.

nonayyme 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:14

starbucks kicks major ass. i'd wait in line there anyday.

ru4real 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:17

If the coffee is good enough to drink then you shouldn't be telling anyone that works there that it's crap. YDI If you're going to be a little bitch about it though, it's hardly a FML. Maybe he can make it better now!