By Alexman1985 - 01/05/2013 10:30

Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
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galt 13

That sucks so bad! ****** hate scammers.

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whatthefreshhell 15

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

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rg350dx 29

Moral of the story. Stay home and get drunk by yourself. What you pay for in loneliness you save in cash and snatch n grab.

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perdix 29

#14, when you're a woman named Alexman, you probably have to get girls pretty liquored up to become attracted to your indeterminate gender self. The good news about being androgynous is that you can use either rest room without hassle, but the bad news is that you need to spend more to intoxicate potential sex partners.

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LittlestPrincess 21

Guess she didn't want the girl to remember any of it :)

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LittlestPrincess 21

Where I live, paying €2 for a pint of beer is considered a rip-off. Other drinks are rather cheap here too. I have to admit that when I wrote that comment I didn't really think about how expensive drinks can be in other parts of the world.

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Acik91 26

I'm pretty sure everybody's checking now where 32 lives.

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RedPillSucks 31

Moral of the story, don't wave around large wads of cash. Take out just what you need and quickly put the rest back.

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Yelement 7

I know. When I was there I paid $10 for a tiny glass of rum and coke and actually asked the bartender if she was joking. She wasn't. Also sucked that there wasn't any spiced rum there :/

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perdix 29

Hope you had a nice trip this fall!

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seniorchang 16

You spent 60 bucks on a girl you didn't know? You, sir, are an easy target.

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KLeePrice 11

I think it might be a ma'am. At least that's what the little symbol on my phone tells me.

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SpicyDuck 22

Drinks are freakin expensive and I'm guessing OP drank with her. $30 on drinks each is not hard for a night.

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PenguinBitch 43

It's a trap! The guy who stole your money was on to it; the girl you thought you'll have a one night stand with was also on to it; the bartender was part of 'it' as well. They're on to you OP. You should carry a lightsaber from now on.

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tj4234 35

thank you for stating the obvious. It's not like the FML implied it or anything...

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Voij 16

22, true, that lightsaber part did not need mentioning.

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EngageZoo5 8

Yes it did. He could've just said "I don't need to pay these drinks". The force comes with the light saber.

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PenguinBitch 43

22-You're welcome. Always here to help. ^.^

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Harmell 7

The whole situation is messed up. I'd be pretty mad if I were you

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MrClean17 15

OP didn't exactly sound happy

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icepick23 12

Would you care to purchase a bridge?

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nightbirdblue 27

Maybe you would like to help a Nigerian Prince out?

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flockz 19

feed some starving kids in suckerville?

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Lizardgirl 7

Press "like" to miraculously cure a child with cancer?

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Marmarfarfar 25

Karma will get them.. If it wasn't you that it got..

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Enslaved 36

The bartender probably didn't know what happened other then you didn't pay your tab. For all she knows, you could have been part of that same scheme.

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perdix 29

#28, how do you know the bartender is a she?

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Enslaved 36

Just living vicarious through "her". :P I am however a tad bit confused about the OP being a female with the name Alexman.

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perdix 29

#40, me, too. Above, I hypothesized that the OP was a Pat-like creature, but then some girl mentioned cheap beer in Belgium and a mass exodus ensued.

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rhysfucker 24

It's not all bad, OP. There are still the "Russian Brides, hot for you." They can ease your pain...

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