By Alexman1985 - 01/05/2013 10:30

Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
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galt 13

That sucks so bad! ****** hate scammers.

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whatthefreshhell 15

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

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galt 13

That sucks so bad! ****** hate scammers.

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feelingold 18

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Offspring_fml 27

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you could have said it was the run-a-way girl's drinks that needed to be paid off.

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Alexis2742 31

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Dracoboxer357 35

2- It was a scam, she came to the bar with the money snatcher first, and targetted Op. :p

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whatthefreshhell 15

Presumably because she was in on it, and was with the guy that took the money.

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JACKxRAWR 22

You never seen "The Sting" or any other con-man films? Sneaky *******.

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whatthefreshhell 15

Or Matchstick Men if you're a fan of Nicolas Cage.

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wjh100 13

no one is a fan of Nicholas Cage :p

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JACKxRAWR 22

#68, there are four faces on Mt Rushmore. Four times four times by the denominator means we have to meet a midget in Hawaii who can decode the Declaration of Independence.

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whatthefreshhell 15

Well, they sure had their system planned out well.

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Roskosity 22

Blimey! Rotten luck!

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Lizardgirl 7

That is the most australian sentence I've ever read.

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liss0711 10

It sounds sexier in my head with the Australian accent.

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mpj13 8

That was a series of unfortunate events.

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ZeroPath5 16

You really shouldn't type like that #27...

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Zomg_Okay 26

*Obligatory "The books were better" comment*

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FML_14u2c 14

Yes, Lemony Snicket, it certainly was. :-P

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thepunman 11

I was being sarcastic. If I was ping to say something like that, I wouldn't do it in a noob way

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cieloalicia 16

Sounds like the both of them just pulled a fast one on you.

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NoDontKillMe 19

I bet he wasn't expecting to take such a trip when he got there!

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xXSherikaXx 11

Sounds like your girl and the thief are working together. File a police report or go all Terminator on him.

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pedinhuh 23

Somehow I think this kind of FML is getting quite commom...

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