By Olihime - 10/01/2010 18:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML
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hannahuk1986 0

Count your blessings that there are two girls willing to kiss a klutz like you.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

I assume this happened because you had to pursue them through the house and then wrestle with them to try and get the kisses as they attempt to flee...? I have trouble seeing how such fail can occur otherwise. XD

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hahaDevon 0

maybe they thought you were cute? nah, nvm.

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kitkatkelly 0

You're not supposed to close your eyes that soon.

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Cowless 0

Yes we do. Don't get too close! The cooties might catch you!

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Towelie_31 0

#18 you shouldn't joke about that shit. My uncle died of cooties... or was it aids?

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shananigans 0

Were you drunk? That's the only way I could see anyone fail THAT horribly at kissing, especially twice in a row.

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WorldCupCheer 0

haha ya because girls al enjoy it sloppy and wet

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