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It could have been a lot worse!
Bless! Hopefully she understands!
YDI for being on your third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, you decided to go for the first kiss, but because of your nervous reflex in which you get bloody noses, you ended up bleeding all over her face.
To bad she's not a vampire huh?
haha yes Mona I try my best :)
If cum comes out her nose then it's an Alaskan Fire Dragon!
Oh my Skroal. I am so proud of you. you have shown us all that you can read and then copy said reading back word for word. I bet your mommy is so proud of her little immature baby. At least she told me she was last night in bed.
ROFL!!! I don't get it. where were u bleeding FROM that got it on ur face?
Oh wait... I thought it said BODY NOISES. nvm
36 read your name and shut the **** up
Yes 27! Skroal should **** riiiiight off!
dude get your blood pressure checked, seriously... then laser the hell out of your nose...
yeah #20.....
Skroal stomper, you are acting way more immature then skroal. Just sayin.
skroal_stomper for the win!
#67 I agree, that's a pretty unfortunate nervous reflex! I used to get panic attacks when I was nervous (and sometimes I still do).
57 Says the boy with the flaming ball in his hand.
skroal stomper that doesn't make any sence.
74 It makes perfect sense (the correct way to spell it). You make comments about being immature but you have to try to impress by having a pic of you doing something dangerous. That's immature.
Ohhhhh I get it! You're judging me by my picture! That's definetly a mature thing to do. I smell hypocracy.
dont bother with skroal_stomper, illmatic. you'll just be feeding the troll (btw, I think skroal is funny...well, it's more of how you guys react that makes me lol. for example, he already has one stalkerhater :3)
It's just like the animes where people get explosive nosebleeds from seeing naked women :3
I think skroal has more then one stalker already. I just felt like pointing out his hypocracy.
87 you got it. hit the nail right on the head. have I ever denied it? Nope. I guess you just have to deal with it.
I'll deal with it lol :). You don't bother me. And you are going to have to deal with skroal. Especially if you keep giving him the attention that he wants.
stop hating on skroal.. he adds to the fml
he adds more humor to the fml*
92 how does repeating the post word for word add to the humor?
90 you think it bothers me? wow I guess you know me so very well. did u ever stop to think I do it because I like ******* with him? he dosent bother me at all. I do see that you are bothered by me by how you have to respond to me. I can say mission successful looser.
^ liar.
cut him a break
YDI for thinking you could kiss a girl, fatass.
YDI for waiting till the third date. Prude.
Hahaha @ skroalstomper!! Illmatic if we can't judge you by your picture what else are we supposed to judge you on? If the Internet has taught us anything... (& I agree holding a flaming fireball with dopey look on your face = immature, well unless you are recreating Mario that would be awesome but I don't see a Mario costume. So next time you make fireballs dress up in Marios special fireball costume n then take a picture, it will be much more awesome and less immature of you)
95 it's because he goes through the trouble of rewording it to get a laugh through ppls replies. I don't know how to explain it but I wen through like 10 fmls and I saw skroal rewording and than I saw like 20 ppl bash him but it was funny what they were saying.. he knows that though. it's all about what u find funny, to him doing this is funnier than than the fml.
well op. at least you did not puke on her
You can judge me by what I say in my comments. btw I still don't see how my picture is immature. My friend and I were bored one day and we did this just for fun. I really don't see anything wrong with that.
sorry illmatic u loose.
Lose what?
skroal stfu ur so annoying!!!
#8 - nice pic. is that a baroque organ? like with manually operated bellows?
The battle!!! And "fun" is immature!
skrol stomper was made to destroy the evil skrol
Culd been worse... she culda bled on ur face :P if u know what I mean
Sounds like Mayo Chiki to me..
one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.
I agree it could have been worse -- maybe she will think it's cute that you make her nervous >.>
yea it could of been worse if she really likes you she won't care.
Bloody hell! Though you might be able to save that one. Tell her you only get bloody noses in very close proximity to amazingly gorgeous women. But then again that could put her off you too. Next time shove a tampon up your nose! ;-)
Yes, because a tampon in your nose wouldn't put anyone off :D
ahahah shove a tampon in your nose!!! lmao
Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding love....
I doubt anyone is that stupid:p
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one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.
you bloody idiot