Miscellaneous: Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that...

By dargas - 09/03/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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By France Howell - 10/05/2018 15:00

Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML

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House hunting

By ohboy - 06/03/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML

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Great family you've got there

By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 14:01

Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML

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Injury to injury

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 18:00

Today, I got home from work and face-planted into my sofa because I hate my job, suffer from depression, recently lost my wife to cancer, and a host of other BS. As I face-planted it turned out that my sister invited herself over and had fell asleep, curled up under a blanket. Our heads collided at 30 mph. FML

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By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By lonesomegal - 30/01/2015 18:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

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Shit!

By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/05/2020 23:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML

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soiree_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:06

FYL for having such an insensitive wife. Sorry about your sister :

mrlucky4444 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:05

you have great taste in women

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cubfann224 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:13

sorry man that sucks I hope she lived a great life RIP <3

alfalfalaffa 17

Monday 15 March 2010 5:37

divorce.

ic3fyr3 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:11

wat a bitch

Yaseeher 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:00

Re-read the fml please. He says her sister did die.

gameratings 0

Monday 29 March 2010 4:09

Umm your wife needs a little crash course about compassion ... FYL

BtcKashew 0

Monday 29 March 2010 15:13

When someone on her family dies, say this: (when she's out of the room, yell): Great! Now that lazy ****** up bitch isn't gonna do shit!

lady_hoff 0

Friday 23 April 2010 6:34

WTF

mrz_tweety22 5

Thursday 6 May 2010 13:00

dat is sad. very bitchy

xxkerry 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 12:40

if my sister died, the last place I would be is on fml posting it. I'm sorry for your loss & your wife is just a bitch for saying that. may she RIP

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 6 June 2010 4:36

wow your wife needs to stop and think of other people besides herself....

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