OP, that's when, since you have nothin to lose, you put your finger down your throat and puke all over that bitch of a "parent" and then muster up the biggest, juiciest shart and let go right in front of that kids face.... then sit back down and use a sock to clean yourself off and toss it at the so-called "parent"... excuzie!

All of you saying that you'd hit the kid or throw up on him or hit the mother need to stop acting like immature Internet tough guys and get a ******* clue. The truth is that you'd do none of those things. Young kids don't understand right from wrong, so the boy probably didn't understand that it was wrong to use the sleeve. You're all idiots.

if I were you OP, I would put a huge smile on my face (when the mom is leaving the bus) and give the mom a big bear hug. then she'll know what it's like to have puke on her clothes.

you should of puked on the parents lap

Again, Doc Bastard said it before I could. Thank you Doc for both being intelligent and having common sense. Since perfect men are either married or gay, which are you?

I'm sorry. I would've been like, " excuse me, your brat just threw up on me and I have an important job interview I'm going to. Now because of him, I probably won't get the job."

so I suppose you just sat there totally still while he did all that.

the child could have been on their way to the doctors because they were sick or another more likely option is sometimes kids just throw up. even if the kid was sick the parent doesn't automatically get to stay home with them. The kid was probably sitting between OP and his mum on the back seat or something.

I would do the same. The mother sucks in this FML shes probably one of those people who believes her kid is an angel and everyone else is at fault

Is it just me, or does it sound like you let the kid use your sleeve? FYL, but YDI for letting him use your sleeve.