Transportation, Gross and Health: Sorry guys

Sorry guys

By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

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By eewww - 06/05/2011 15:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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rafty4life 3

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:11

It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.

DrummerBoy21 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:01

Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".

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Loserguy139 6

Friday 10 December 2010 22:57

Lol newbs. You puke all over yourself for it be an FML. And then you hear your dad dies.

persianjr1 7

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:46

haha in soviet Russia Puke barfs on you!!

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:24

at least it didn't come out of your ass.

Blazingcrono 6

Friday 10 December 2010 22:59

Oh man that's horrible. I hope you didn't get too sick.

DrummerBoy21 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:01

Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".

iwuvwolfz 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:25

I like how you're correcting anyone you see. =P

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:26

3-true. its less gross when you think it's more serious. plus at least you're not standing and spraying it all over.

persianjr1 7

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:01

I Like The Annying usage there!! 21

Bananagrl 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:08

The same thing totally happened to me in the third grade. At least you don't need to go on the same bus with the same people for the rest of the school year.

hobosareawesome 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:10

Nasty. :-P

bloobelly 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:29

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww

KillTheDance 4

Friday 10 December 2010 23:34

I feel bad for the bus driver who has clean it.yuck!

W4X 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:37

Fail.

mintcar 9

Friday 10 December 2010 23:42

Gross. Chances are, people watched in disgust instead of asking if you were okay. Hope you're feeling better. If your mom is anything like my mom then she'll send you a care package. :D