Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport...

By deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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You deserved it 5 856

By liz - 21/06/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

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You deserved it 15 185

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 18:30

Today, I put my “I love NY” t-shirt on inside out by accident. When I went to a coffee shop, the barista asked, “What’s with the weird NY shirt?” I replied, “I don’t know, it’s just my thing.” FML

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You deserved it 707

By msassy - 19/05/2012 02:46 - United States - Lexington

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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You deserved it 6 839

By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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You deserved it 10 894

By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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You deserved it 8 329

By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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You deserved it 42 401

By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 232

You deserved it 24 918

By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

By arrogantlondon - 16/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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VegasMade702 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

LoL....awesome....you know you're still gonna wear it anyway.... :)

Jsweeney 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:20

hahahahahahahahahhaha oh well. It actually sounds like a good t-shirt idea. It says to everyone you see that their life sucks.

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st87 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:40

ROFL I agree with #2... It's an epic fail while being a major pwnge!!!

Proxgotsthafia 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:03

Sweet, sweet irony.

superkid 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:15

haha silly :) id like to put this fml on a fml top :) aha.

elmarcelop 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:23

HAHAHAHA!!!

Allord 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:46

ROFLMAO

AnneFTW 17

Monday 1 June 2009 18:59

Hahaha! Well no it really is an FML tshirt!

PredyJessica 0

Monday 1 June 2009 22:05

as ironic as it is...its still awesome!!

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 1 June 2009 23:18

I love your style.

cheese1756 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:33

YDI for not reading the details

bostonasphalt07 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:26

i love how it CLEARLY says "MAKE YOUR OWN!" way to read directions

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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

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Today, I found out that my crippling sciatica is caused by my 32M size breasts on my petite frame. The same breasts that I've been begging doctors to reduce for nearly 10 years. They deny it's a "real problem" and I can't afford a private operation. FML

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Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML

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Today, I’m living in China and I asked my native boyfriend to read me the names of all the different goods at the bakery, so I can do more than just point next time. I realized why he doesn’t see the point, when he translated : "Bread, bread, bread, bread and… bread." FML

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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML

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Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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