By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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lop948 11

Just say you knocked it over or something.

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enginsteve 17

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DoomedGemini 37

So you don't have an issue with stealing? If you want to try it, get off your ass and earn the money for it. Whether it's a hair product or not, op's roommate didn't want them to use it and spent THEIR money on it.

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ghetto_child 19

break all the caps off the other shampoo bottles as well. Tell your roommate that you slipped and as you were going down you tried to grab anything you could to help stop the fall, which ended up with you breaking everything you touched

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Soloman212 28

.... I think it would be more believable to just say he knocked that one bottle over?

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Joshwarrior 39

Yup they should give themselves a bloody nose or black eye as well to back up the story (:

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samdel12 10

So I hear Mexico is nice this time of year :)

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lvg_fml 10

I don't get why so many people advocate lying about it. Just say sorry I did it. I didn't mean to break it. How long can the roommate be pissed? Pretty petty if that causes a big problem. Don't lie Your honesty is very important to maintain integrity

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VeganVampyre 26

Depends on how it got broken. If OP tripped or bumped it totally by accident, then yeah, you can't get too mad at that. But it's not petty to get pissed at someone for doing the one thing you asked them not to, so if OP was using it and dropped it, then I think the roommate has every right to be pissed for as long as they like. It's a violation of trust.

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lexos 16

60$ what kind of shampoo she use? I pay 3€ for a bottle of 500ml that I can use for a few months

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bapbap_fml 15

Very possible the OP needs it for medical reasons. In which case it may not have a scent.

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mds9986 24

Does destroying the cap really ruin the integrity of the shampoo?

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Limeila 10

Well it proves OP was using it when she swore she wouldn't

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HarryWholock87 17

Not really. Op could have just bumped it by accident. I do this all the time in the shower.

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momac86 17

Maybe she shouldn't have left it in the shower?

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DoomedGemini 37

It's not just op's shower, it's pretty sad if your roommate is such a bitch that you can't trust them not to use your things(assuming op was using it and not just bumped it, bumping I wouldn't really see as an issue though)

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olillia 16

Yeah how weird to keep SHAMPOO in the SHOWER.

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HWICUNow 10

Just admit you were masterwanking with it.

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