Miscellaneous: Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower...

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By singing

By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Things hate me

By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Less haste, more speed

By D J's MOM - 18/09/2023 20:00

Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML

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Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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Protoforms_rule 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:41

What's with everyone slipping and falling when they get out of the shower lately? FML readers: Beware the soap and water!! Er, then again, there's probably already some who seem to fear it....

ISellHerbs 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:45

Hey look at the brightside. At least they didn't take pictures.

Comments

Hanez10 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:41

#5 no one is making you read or comment on these fmls that you call "stupid" OP fyl this is one of those moments that you wish you could change the members in your family. Sorry about the concussion

justmyluck1212 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:13

Because I nearly choked from a laugh attack, I'm gonna have to side with your family... I would die if I ever witnessed something that hilarious

KryptoniteKiss 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:34

Do you look funny naked or something?

shelboo_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:41

Shower injuries are always interesting.

ShetHappensxx 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 8:47

haha i would have probably laughed too lol

DiTHL 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:34

that is ******* disgusting

Zoa_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:43

So your head was gushing blood and your family was just laughing at you? FYL for sure. I wonder if they realize people actually die that way.

Sammo1849 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 11:50

your family is ****** up

Ginakay 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 13:39

This is fake, because if it were real you wouldn't have known they were laughing because you were knocked out. So ydi for making this up.

dr_random 11

Sunday 16 August 2009 14:25

He didn't say he was unconscious...

madZONE_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:47

he said he was concussed for only a few minutes so he could have woken up to see them laughing, or they could have told him. either way they are assholes.