Miscellaneous: Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower...

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By singing

By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Things hate me

By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Less haste, more speed

By D J's MOM - 18/09/2023 20:00

Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML

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Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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Protoforms_rule 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:41

What's with everyone slipping and falling when they get out of the shower lately? FML readers: Beware the soap and water!! Er, then again, there's probably already some who seem to fear it....

ISellHerbs 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:45

Hey look at the brightside. At least they didn't take pictures.

Comments

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:25

Oh, sucks! FYL I've actually passed out on the bathroom floor myself once. Luckily, nobody was home. It still sucks though, waking up cold and naked. Coincidentally, I was going to send an FML about that, but I couldn't word adequately.

chowyuk 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 10:33

Wow Dame I would say luckily you woke up not that no1 was there to make it embarrasing what If you needed help

sharpiemagic 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:25

uhhg. fyl. thats awful.

prettykitty123 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:32

Haha that's horrible fyl

gear_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:44

at least they helped

blackdog218 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:48

The first thing I thought of while reading this was the movie "Psycho", except no one tried to kill you while you were in the shower... or so it seems. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!

17xVampx17 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:49

I fainted in the shower once, was out for about 20 minutes, glad I didn't drown, but hell being unconscious with warm water beating down on you, you wake up feeling awesome

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:03

wow... what a family. lmao. i'm sorry guck ur life. that really truly sucks and I feel bad for you. embarrasing and painful wrapped together... perfect.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:05

YDI for not putting down a non-skid mat in your shower. It's very common for people to slip and fall in the shower. A friend of mine broke their nose this way.