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By Fluffydemise - 19/01/2013 18:39 - United States

Today, while sledding with my daughter, I tried getting her to go down a steeper slope than she's used to. She was worried she'd crash, so I went first to show her how it's done. I lost control halfway down the hill, bailed, and rolled into a tree. My wife has it on video. FML

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Fluffydemise 18

Sunday 20 January 2013 10:38

OP here. Just made an account. Will consider posting the video!

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Free4ever 6

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:57

Be glad it was you and not your daughter (: next time be more careful.

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 20 January 2013 2:55

Ahh, a moment that she'll never forget :)

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Freethaawave 19

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:13

PLEASE TELL HER TO POST IT ON YOUTUBE

fdupagain 11

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:24

If she really loves you, she will put it on You Tube.

fdupagain 11

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:27

You must have never went sledding...

twiztedone 19

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:30

That's what you get for trying to force your kid to do something!

charvisioku 22

Sunday 20 January 2013 16:39

Shush.

Kaerunoutof 3

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:36

"Hey go down" "But I'm scared" "O.K. I'll do it" "Really!? But it's so steeper!" "Don't worry my love. You use the sledge like this" Rolled into a tree I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. Lol

kimj356 6

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:42

At least you have an instructional video on what not to do now

yannabanah 9

Sunday 20 January 2013 4:57

haha OPs username

BlueVelvet_fml 10

Sunday 20 January 2013 5:01

AFV that shit! Something great could come from your total screw up :D

watsinausername 13

Sunday 20 January 2013 5:10

Time to learn how to pizza and fries and do them right.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 20 January 2013 5:12

Op pulled a Citizen Kane by not protecting his Rosebuds...

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