By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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Leverathin 0

For anyone that's following this, the cops were called. I was on the phone with my insurance company due to him not having any kind of insurance. Next thing I know the cops are busting into the building with shields and rifles

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thewhiteninja 0

can i get a wtf?

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Kefka91 15

Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)

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wynnona 17

I'm so confused, how does this even happen in this day and age??

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desdill 9

Why the hell does a person on welfare have enough money to get a fricken cannon?!!!!!

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BPD99 7

Technically you could still get money from him, you have to have a license to set off a cannon, it's like discharging a weapon within city limits

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