By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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For anyone that's following this, the cops were called. I was on the phone with my insurance company due to him not having any kind of insurance. Next thing I know the cops are busting into the building with shields and rifles

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thewhiteninja 0

can i get a wtf?

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Kefka91 15

Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)

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havoc1331 0

the one armed man who just so happened to be tripping on LSD at the time did it!

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mtpadgett10 1

you should make him work for u he has too much of a free ride already

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cheerchick2011 0

people on welfare..so useless,,get a job!

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xdust 4

people on welfare shouldn't be screwing with cannons. For everyone else its fine.

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dansco 24

Wtf was this idiot doing with a cannon? And using it at home? And finally how are they still alive? Get him arrested and take him to court!

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shockwave259 6

wait... how the f*ck does someone on welfare buy a cannon and keep it in usable shape I mean the damn cannon balls have to cost like $200ea

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xdomination 2

where the **** did ur neighbor get a cannon?

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jblovee02 0

I'd sue that bastard

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CanadianSharksFa 0

what is a guy on welfare doing with a cannon? I would ask him to hand over the cannon as payment!

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