By vmml97 - 01/08/2013 04:32 - United States - Erie

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 083
You deserved it 62 858

blairvic tells us more.

blairvic 23

Hey. Firstly, I am Canadian, and in Ontario, you can carry a folding (not spring assisted or butterfly) knife, with a blade under 3 or 4 inches in length. You can look up the rules if you want. So yes, I was carrying it legally. And why do I carry a knife? Because I use it as a tool. It's not a weapon. I was in the forest, it was a tool. He said he needed it as a tool. I believed him, it's a logical claim. I can understand why it would seem like a ridiculously dumb idea to let someone borrow your knife, but you need to understand two things: I live in a small, Canadian town. I literally can not remember the last time anyone was attacked here, so I did not fear attack. Also, we were deep in the forest, where there are many reasons that one needs a knife. So, I let him use the knife because he said he needed it. I know it's kind of stupid, and I'm never lending out a knife again, but oh well. He seemed like a nice, polite, well put together guy. He didn't look like your typical mugger, so that's why I lent it out. He had obviously seen the clip of the knife, as I carry it clipped to the inside of my pocket, as that's the law where I live. And people saying "a woman in a forest, alone, lending out her knife to weird men.... bad idea", I agree. But, I'm not the type of woman you want to fight with, and I'm not some delicate woman alone and afraid. I can hold my own. But, I do have too much faith in humanity, and I trust people too much. As for people saying "track down your phone", I did. I live close to the forest, so I just ran back home and tracked the phone down. I had it back within a few hours. I lost the $70 in my wallet, but that's not much. He was a stupid thief. The police took care of him. And, by the way, I never got my knife back :( I'm gonna go buy another knife, and I'm never gonna lend it out again. In the end, it was scary (I've never been mugged before) and I lost $100 ($70 cash from my wallet, and the knife was worth $30 ish), but I've learned a lesson. Thanks, everyone. And yes, I know I deserved it!

Top comments

perdix 29

He did use it as a tool -- a money-making tool!

LOVELIVELAUG 4

be careful out there next time be smarter about your choices and stay safe!!!

Comments

Complete YDI because why would you ever happily obliged to a stranger asking for your knife on the street. You're either too kind for your own good, or just stupid.

Strangers in the woods ARE usually just looking to do some handyman work. How were you supposed to know? Hopefully you got a good look at him at least :/

Dont just give a stranger your weapon... Hello?

greggly123 6

Are you some kind of retard?!?!

blairvic 23
QuietSunlight22 16

Psh, no. you're not a retard. You were just doing a nice thing for a seemingly nice guy.

Anyone else notice that OP lives in the US? I'm not sure where they found that forest... But maybe you shouldn't be so nieve. YDI

Of course. The entire US consists of concrete. You're an epic fuckstick.

Pyro_Wolf 17

Really? There are no forests in the U.S.? Did you fail Geography class?

blairvic 23

I live in Canada. I'm just visiting the US. I'm back now. I used the hotel's internet to tell my story of stupidity to FML.

Not stupidity. Honest mistake that taught you a valuable lesson. I wouldn't lend my knife, that I carry with me everywhere, to anyone. I'm kind of a bitch & don't trust people I don't know... Which, incidentally, is why I carry a concealed gun. I don't know who said it's illegal for you to carry a knife but they're idiots. I have at least one, sometimes 2, knives on me at any given time. Even when I'm at home. Mostly as a tool, but for protection as well.