By vmml97 - 01/08/2013 04:32 - United States - Erie

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
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blairvic 23

Hey. Firstly, I am Canadian, and in Ontario, you can carry a folding (not spring assisted or butterfly) knife, with a blade under 3 or 4 inches in length. You can look up the rules if you want. So yes, I was carrying it legally. And why do I carry a knife? Because I use it as a tool. It's not a weapon. I was in the forest, it was a tool. He said he needed it as a tool. I believed him, it's a logical claim. I can understand why it would seem like a ridiculously dumb idea to let someone borrow your knife, but you need to understand two things: I live in a small, Canadian town. I literally can not remember the last time anyone was attacked here, so I did not fear attack. Also, we were deep in the forest, where there are many reasons that one needs a knife. So, I let him use the knife because he said he needed it. I know it's kind of stupid, and I'm never lending out a knife again, but oh well. He seemed like a nice, polite, well put together guy. He didn't look like your typical mugger, so that's why I lent it out. He had obviously seen the clip of the knife, as I carry it clipped to the inside of my pocket, as that's the law where I live. And people saying "a woman in a forest, alone, lending out her knife to weird men.... bad idea", I agree. But, I'm not the type of woman you want to fight with, and I'm not some delicate woman alone and afraid. I can hold my own. But, I do have too much faith in humanity, and I trust people too much. As for people saying "track down your phone", I did. I live close to the forest, so I just ran back home and tracked the phone down. I had it back within a few hours. I lost the $70 in my wallet, but that's not much. He was a stupid thief. The police took care of him. And, by the way, I never got my knife back :( I'm gonna go buy another knife, and I'm never gonna lend it out again. In the end, it was scary (I've never been mugged before) and I lost $100 ($70 cash from my wallet, and the knife was worth $30 ish), but I've learned a lesson. Thanks, everyone. And yes, I know I deserved it!

Top comments

perdix 29

He did use it as a tool -- a money-making tool!

LOVELIVELAUG 4

be careful out there next time be smarter about your choices and stay safe!!!

Comments

DerpyPaws 1

YDI because YOU GAVE A STRANGER YOUR KNIFE WHEN YOU WERE ALONE IN THE WOODS.

You my friend are easily the dumbest person alive. He should have killed u because u are no use to society..

ever heard of the tv show "smoking gun the world's dumbest"? look it up... ydi

I never understood how someone can trust people so easily...

Didn't your parents teach you never to hand your knife over to strangers in the forest?

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure to find a guy asking for your knife, so he can rob you with it.

Are you trying to reference the teddy bears picnic???

Hey a few things for OP, I come from a small Ontario town so I know where you were coming from, was just wondering from near what town this happened?

blairvic 23

ah cool i'm from the same region -Uxbridge- Think I might be a little bit more careful nowadays, glad everything ended well

FRUITFUCKED 9

Well, you did give him the knife. Even you must be blaming yourself. I would be...