By vmml97 - 01/08/2013 04:32 - United States - Erie

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 083
You deserved it 62 858

blairvic tells us more.

blairvic 23

Hey. Firstly, I am Canadian, and in Ontario, you can carry a folding (not spring assisted or butterfly) knife, with a blade under 3 or 4 inches in length. You can look up the rules if you want. So yes, I was carrying it legally. And why do I carry a knife? Because I use it as a tool. It's not a weapon. I was in the forest, it was a tool. He said he needed it as a tool. I believed him, it's a logical claim. I can understand why it would seem like a ridiculously dumb idea to let someone borrow your knife, but you need to understand two things: I live in a small, Canadian town. I literally can not remember the last time anyone was attacked here, so I did not fear attack. Also, we were deep in the forest, where there are many reasons that one needs a knife. So, I let him use the knife because he said he needed it. I know it's kind of stupid, and I'm never lending out a knife again, but oh well. He seemed like a nice, polite, well put together guy. He didn't look like your typical mugger, so that's why I lent it out. He had obviously seen the clip of the knife, as I carry it clipped to the inside of my pocket, as that's the law where I live. And people saying "a woman in a forest, alone, lending out her knife to weird men.... bad idea", I agree. But, I'm not the type of woman you want to fight with, and I'm not some delicate woman alone and afraid. I can hold my own. But, I do have too much faith in humanity, and I trust people too much. As for people saying "track down your phone", I did. I live close to the forest, so I just ran back home and tracked the phone down. I had it back within a few hours. I lost the $70 in my wallet, but that's not much. He was a stupid thief. The police took care of him. And, by the way, I never got my knife back :( I'm gonna go buy another knife, and I'm never gonna lend it out again. In the end, it was scary (I've never been mugged before) and I lost $100 ($70 cash from my wallet, and the knife was worth $30 ish), but I've learned a lesson. Thanks, everyone. And yes, I know I deserved it!

Top comments

perdix 29

He did use it as a tool -- a money-making tool!

LOVELIVELAUG 4

be careful out there next time be smarter about your choices and stay safe!!!

Comments

thatghostdude 9

YOU ARE ******* STUPID!!! You broke every rule in the book. You don't walk in forest. If you brake that rule and someone approaches you, YOU RUN!! If you brake THAT rule then the person asks to see your knife you do one of the following: a.)RUN b.)say no and if asked again threaten c.)let them borrow the knife by inserting it into them (preferably in the face)

Funnyguyproblems 1

You did see that he got it back, right?

Never before in my life have I heard of the rule "You don't walk in forest." It seems like a pretty depressing rule to live by...

thejimler 9

You are stupid at the other end of the spectrum. There is nothing wrong with walking in the forest. You don't need to immediately run if you see another person unless they look/act really suspicious, running away makes you look more suspicious. a) We've covered, b) you would state your objections to lending it before stating that you are prepared to defend yourself if they keep aggressively demanding it, threatening them means letting them know you are planning to assault them, and c) is assault with a weapon/murder.

1jordan1 11

I want to say stupidity but I wasn't there. If it was a man who looked suspicious I would definitely say no. But if it were a nice looking man I MIGHT say no, but also you should consider whether or not you can defend yourself in the worst situations if they were to come up. Anyway, he probably wouldn't have used the knife anyway. Should have said no and threatened him.

Yeah, he used it as a "mugging" tool to mug the tool who gave it to him...YDI...why would you give up your knife to some random person who walks up to you in the woods? Next it will be "today, a stranger walked up to me & asked to borrow my gun, then shot me in the leg & took my cell phone"

I don't believe you deserve it. I carry a knife all of the time. My coworkers know me as the person who carries the knife. I let them borrow it all the time. I think nothing of it. Now I will think twice.

I usually have quite a few knifes with me.

if you got your cellphone stolen, how did you write this fml?

next time just say you DON'T have a knife.

His knife was clipped on his pocket, not a good excuse

When your In the forest, you must be smarter than the average bear