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By long day - 12/11/2013 20:29 - United States - Bay City

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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Sir! Sir!

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 05:00

Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML

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Listen up

By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Milly - 30/01/2011 19:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

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Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:47

I think they got what THEY wanted...

th3mai1man 6

Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:49

Just make sure they didn't give you hearing aids.

Comments

AntiPrude 26

Wednesday 13 November 2013 1:09

To be honest OP, who cares? It was probably a prank call. Feel happy that you're getting some entertainment.

karmicqueene 18

Wednesday 13 November 2013 1:10

Ugh, I used to have that happen when I worked at a call center. Creepiest thing ever. I think I cried the first time.

FYLTHOUGH 15

Wednesday 13 November 2013 1:29

I guess that's kinda cool at least you know you gotta sexy voice lol

perdix 29

Wednesday 13 November 2013 1:42

Hey, you were part of a threesome!

feven 32

Wednesday 13 November 2013 2:05

You must feel violated.

Mdhughey 7

Wednesday 13 November 2013 2:26

I'm the one that called you OP lol

AKAR2521 4

Wednesday 13 November 2013 2:28

where the hell do you work!?

awilliams44 9

Wednesday 13 November 2013 2:33

U must have a sexy voice

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 3:18

Perhaps it was a fat couple that accidentally hit speed dial?

JMichael 25

Wednesday 13 November 2013 3:45

A satisfied customer=a happy customer

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