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By mommymo - 16/09/2010 10:59 - Australia

Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 01:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

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Such a Samantha

By heartbroken - 07/05/2023 22:00

Today, I excitedly told my best friends I was pregnant. Their responses were, "Ewww, I hate babies", "So we're not getting brunch anymore? That sucks" and "Do you need an abortion? I know a great clinic." Not one of them congratulated me. FML

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By Anoymous - 09/06/2013 06:02 - United States - Burlingame

Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

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By a - 10/04/2013 19:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML

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Bad timing

By marie12 - 27/03/2011 01:19 - Belgium

Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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Empathy

By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 23:59 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I had a miscarriage. My partner doesn't understand why I'm upset, saying, "It wasn't even a real baby yet." FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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Good news!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told my family I’m pregnant again. My boyfriend is now sat outside, crying and getting drunk. My oldest son is looking at apartments for rent because he doesn’t want to be around screaming babies again, and my younger two are crying because they don’t want another sibling either. FML

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Thursday 16 September 2010 16:02

I'm sorry. that's terrible.

LOLatU87 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:05

That is Heartless ....... I'm sorry you lost your baby

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mschrisaya 4

Saturday 18 September 2010 6:41

84 change you hair... It is not working for you!

lchailland 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 11:01

That happened to me too! Now those friends are so fat because of all the alcohol they drink. Life's a bitch. I've had three already. You get through

Optimus_Primerib 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 11:11

That's so disrespectful

gfloyd 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 11:47

maybe drinking was how she got pregnant...

kolk777 10

Saturday 18 September 2010 18:42

What a bitch.

bluekiwi_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 1:57

I can see y there are ur kids

bluekiwi_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 1:59

by kids I mean friends

bluekiwi_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 2:00

***friends****

wade042 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 8:39

jesus christ.maybe they were making a joke to make her laugh. bad timing but maybe they were

rasta_pasta 4

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:23

#93 new babies don't bring joy to anyone but the parents, to close friends they're an annoying topic and a friend-killer

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Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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Same thing different taste

Foot in mouth #366

Such a Samantha

Bad timing

Empathy

Good news!

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