By NJ <3 - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
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desireev 17

Aww.. That's too bad! Normally, Mommas cookin' is always the best!! :)

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mistersheezy 7

It may also be healthier for you.....

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hateevryone 14

wow she must be a terrible cook.

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Ballin8864 4

At least she TRY'S to cook! :)

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spazz666 18

Thank you for this comment. Should've put "tries" in all caps though. :P

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jerseyboy732 16

Well atleast your trying new things

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grands138 4

If you're old enough to post on here, you're old enough to cook for yourself.

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Nolnah 14

stop bitching and make your own food!

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Snafuusmc 12

I guess this is the part where you confess to your mom that you don't like it then apologize. If you don't like it I think theres this thing called using your brain to cook something for yourself.

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kei1108 13

You should be glad that she cooks for you at all. Most people in the world don't even have food, let alone someone to cook for them. Thats a very rude thing to say to your mom too. :/ My advice; (if you want it...) For Christmas, her birthday, Easter, or any other gift giving holiday, buy her cooking lessons for intermediate cooks. But bring it to her in a way that says "we want you to expand your skill!" not in a "your so bad you really should just take some lessons...". Having it be intermediate will show that you don't think that she is a beginner who needs help. Another thing to do that may work better is to buy her a cook book. Challenge her to work on one every day. What would also help is if you helped your mom. It would probably make the food taste better, and it would be a bonding experience! You should learn to cook! Then, maybe give your mom a break from cooking for one week per month or something like that. Hope this helps!

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The_Troller 14

The great white wall o' text strikes again!

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justsomgirl 4

I actually read that wall of text and rolled my eyes most of the way through it. You're 15 and giving advice to another petty teenager on how to improve their mother's skills? How about this instead? If OP is old enough to post on here, they're old enough to cook for themselves.

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spazz666 18

Okay. Here we go. First of all, MOST people in the world DO have food because MOST people in the world don't live in third world countries. Get your facts straight before you claim someone is being "rude". And for all you know, the food her mother makes could be downright inedible. So stop assuming you know why she said something or anything behind this story. Second, nobody wants your advice. Third, you're fifteen. Stop acting like you know it all, because hate to break it to ya honey, but you don't. I doubt you treat your mother much better, because HELL, you're a TEENAGER. Yeah I know bring on the "you're a teenager too" responses but guess what? I'm not giving people advice about how to treat their parents. So seriously, get off your high horse. TLDR; shut the **** up, nobody cares what you have to say.

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zombiegold 23

Giving her a cookbook is the worst thing to do.

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Falassalond 16

I thought it sound like great advice, especially coming from a 15 year old kid. I'm impressed. It's refreshing to see some intelligence in the younger generation. Haters gonna hate.

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kei1108 13

63 - thanks! While i was typing, I think i went off into a daze and thought i was on Yahoo! Answers or something. That is how i was typing, anyway. Sorry if people don't like long comments. But if it's too long of a read for you, why read it?

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bubo_fml 10

Bad move. Now, your going to have to compete with all the other chickens in the barnyard pecking for a little scratch & your probably not equipped with the right pecker!

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Ahaha!!!! Awesomeness!!!!!!!

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