Miscellaneous: Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that...

By NJ <3 - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

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Same thing different taste

By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Health risk

By SoupCanoe - 29/08/2011 08:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML

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By NaCl - 24/05/2014 21:20 - United States - Duluth

Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Too many cooks, etc.

By hazyshadows - 18/03/2020 17:02 - United States - Edmond

Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML

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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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Never enough

By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 10:49 - United States

Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

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desireev 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:52

Aww.. That's too bad! Normally, Mommas cookin' is always the best!! :)

Wozuh 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:54

Make your own food then.

Comments

missalice0306 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:33

Well she can just feed you bird seed then. She's going to be saving tons of money :)

Track1991 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:40

That's a slap to the face...poor mom is trying. You cook then!

kylebusby79 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:12

Why did you eat that for?

princesssharin 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 11:20

...is she English? (no offense)

XmyviolentheartX 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 12:14

Wait a minute, if you hate her cooking, wth have you been eating your entire life?! o_O

Epic_Times 10

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:18

Lmao, more like FHL.

dutchy12 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 21:14

That's because there are weedplant seeds in birdfood xD

Iris_Wildthyme 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:27

LMAO

CooperDelton 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:20

F*** you. At least u have a mom who cares enough about you to attempt to cook something for u!

Jazzy_B34r 12

Friday 13 January 2012 12:00

nom nom nom...

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