Health: Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a...

By DreamStatic - 29/07/2013 02:16 - United States - Hinesville

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

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DreamStatic 8

Monday 29 July 2013 17:31

Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.

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then000bster 16

Monday 29 July 2013 10:35

Man, I've been sinning all my life!

dogpfcorn 11

Monday 29 July 2013 10:36

If ******** is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....

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Testing1234 25

Monday 29 July 2013 22:15

Talk about no privacy

Medd_fml 13

Monday 29 July 2013 22:38

Oh, those classy Wal-Mart patrons.

magaliwoodrock 19

Monday 29 July 2013 22:47

I would've yelled "HEY LADY! SHUT THE **** UP, I'm taking a shit"

kder0aeon 9

Monday 29 July 2013 22:48

lol Omg I would mortified. fyl.

khodginssxo 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 3:18

Omg that's hilarious and probably beyond awkward. Curious what you said to her? Lol

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 30 July 2013 3:59

Why do some people think taking a shit is wrong

bromoryn 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:19

people are freaking weird! What makes them do this!?

outoftown 26

Tuesday 30 July 2013 5:14

She was in a big hurry to do some sinning herself.

chaseychase 5

Tuesday 30 July 2013 5:20

How many old people do you think probably act senile and laugh about it later

greatfirstdate 18

Tuesday 30 July 2013 5:33

Till you came or till you came out?

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