By DreamStatic - 29/07/2013 02:16 - United States - Hinesville

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML
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DreamStatic 8

Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.

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Top comments

then000bster 16

Man, I've been sinning all my life!

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dogpfcorn 11

If ******** is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....

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Comments

flashback.miss 28

so that's where Margaret White's been...

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3mILY_maRy629 11

I cringe whenever I see your picture in the comments.. It freaks me out..

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FinJage 18

39 - I'd take that over a boring selfie any day.

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flashback.miss 28

@ 39/ Thank you ;)

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Sora_McKain 36

Sorry about this but, who is Margaret White?

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flashback.miss 28

The mother of the titular character in Stephen King's 'Carrie''.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Since when is dropping the kids off at the pool a sin anyway?

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AngrySailor 17

That's concentrated evil coming out of you.

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Zhilla 19

Serves you right for metabolizing. How dare you.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

My first thought was that OP was masturbating and she smelled the semen, but old people cant smell that good so...

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buddy51 23

Oddly, OP, I am making sin while I'm reading this.... YDI for annoying badass grammaw with the smell of your sin!

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ottokat 15

Oddly, I don't think we are very interested in the details of your sinning.

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Alastor13X 8

Is it odd I agree with Ottokat? Rip your grumpies in secrecy dude. Nary a **** is given about your ********.

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SuperDanielNL 23

More loonies roam the streets than that are locked up. This one was harmless, however very awkward.

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MateRicks 18

I would sympathise... If I wasn't taking a massive sin right now.

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