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In my country, It's often reported someone is left on the highway at midnight by the careless driver when he go to pee at the roadside. But being left at a restaurant is my fist time to hear. I feel so sorry for op.
How was that relevant in the slightest?
I remember when I was in a similar situation, I just said f*ck it and checked out the city until someone noticed I wasn't at home. Make the best out of this, at least you got a break from your family, lol.
Maybe it was a planned prank lol. Do a follow up OP.
You have somehow entered an alternate reality to yours OP, where your family weren't in the restaurant waiting for you. This usually happens when you go to the bathroom and use one of their 'portals' and get transported. All you have to do to reverse it is sit backwards on the toilet and hug the cistern saying "there's no place like home." Then you will be transported back to your world.
Could have possibly been planning that got some time…?
Well I'm thinking if you're posting on here you must have a smart phone, so gps yourself and get to steppin.
Of course, this could have happened weeks ago. The FML just has to start with Today.
What assholes. I'd be so pissed. Hope you're ok.
Here's what you do: Hitch a ride back to your family's house. Acquire something that looks like blood. Put it all over your ass and pants. Convince them that their little "prank" has caused you to have been buttraped and your loss of innocence is entirely their fault. That'll show 'em.
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Hope you didn't get stuck with the bill too
Your family members are a bunch of assholes