Miscellaneous: Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat....

By Anonymous - 24/06/2014 02:26 - United States - San Luis Rey

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

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By Abandoned - 15/02/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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I don't know, leave me alone

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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Bad connection

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 18:00

Today, and after a lot of effort to reconnect with my family after a while of limited contact, I found out from the family group text that my mom, sister, and grandmother went on a vacation without me, and I didn’t even know about it until they posted some airport selfies. FML

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Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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No comprendo

By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got lost in a foreign city while on vacation and couldn't communicate with anyone, because I didn't speak the language and no one seemed to be able, or even wanted, to speak to me in mine. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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datechnerd 21

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:18

Hope you didn't get stuck with the bill too

smurfnipples44 8

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:19

Your family members are a bunch of assholes

Comments

KawaiiSushii 8

Tuesday 24 June 2014 21:50

Now it's confirmed you're not the favorite.

maryamum 3

Tuesday 24 June 2014 21:59

it must be that you have taken a long time in the restroom

coklara 15

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:17

They are going to have a massive orgy

Futacy 29

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:30

Dude, that's gross, they're all related.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 24 June 2014 23:05

Incest, a game for the whole family!

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 25 June 2014 1:13

Oh you poor thing. I feel for you. I hope you found your way home. What an insensitive family. Can you trade them in for a new one?

elyx_fml 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 1:14

How long were you in that bathroom...

kacironi 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 3:24

hope they at least paid before they left

BlackAfrican64 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:57

You have a phone use it

jaybubblesxo 1

Wednesday 25 June 2014 5:08

Hahhaha and first think you decide to do is jump on here and post on FML? Hopefully they came back :)

iggy_boss 3

Wednesday 25 June 2014 5:58

Are you sure your family didn't just pull some Hansel-and-Gretel shit on you, OP? Sounds suspicious to me.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:34

Family..got to love them. I'm sure they will realize sooner or later that you aren't there. Hopefully soon.

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