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By Anonymous - 15/09/2016 00:35 - United States - Nottingham

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

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By lean_mean_meme_machine - 10/12/2016 19:07 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 20:01

Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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As a treat

By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 02:04 - United States - Plano

Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML

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Therid 22

Monday 3 October 2016 7:01

What, how and why?

Tripartita 44

Monday 3 October 2016 7:18

Wow, extra jellyfish sting protection* that you didn't even ask for? She must REALLY love you, OP! :o) *Psst, I just wanted to make the OP feel better, but there's no actual benefit to peeing on jellyfish stings.

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MoroseMoose 47

Monday 3 October 2016 12:27

Grandma had an accident on the couch and you were sitting next to her? My great grandparents had bladder issues the last few years they were alive. The joys of being old.

rodrigun449 16

Monday 3 October 2016 18:59

Kinky...

cuz803 44

Tuesday 4 October 2016 2:10

People frown upon incest...

creditless 14

Monday 3 October 2016 20:26

well I told you she doesn't like to be picked up!

stressedartist 14

Monday 3 October 2016 22:28

WHAT THE ****

cuz803 44

Tuesday 4 October 2016 2:09

How the hell was she able to do that?! I need more detail unless the name of your cat is "grandma"

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 4 October 2016 15:26

why would a cat just pee on you though?

thegayestgay 3

Saturday 8 October 2016 19:49

as a dominance thing, its gross but cats with domanince issues 'spray' just about everything

cornyrob 33

Tuesday 4 October 2016 15:32

You shouldn't hold your grandmother on your lap.

MrBallzJanglez 9

Wednesday 5 October 2016 2:33

please tell me there is an epic reason for this!

TheLostCauseFML 40

Friday 7 October 2016 5:29

This needs a follow-up...

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