Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind...

By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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illmatic2 16

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:58

That's what you get for being rude.

Privations_fml 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:00

Even if she were stepping on your skis, she probably would have been doing it by accident. No reason to be so bitchy about it.

Comments

exiledTexan 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:04

why cant people like hit trees on your way down the slope?!?!?

SarahStarzz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:19

I hate hw ppl keep on hating on OP am sure most of u ppl would do the same ....

jelmermcgee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:23

Just because you're as big of a bitch as the OP doesn't mean everyone else is. I would imagine many people would ask nicely before screaming obscenities at some random person.

LilaBear 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:25

actually no, no I wouldn't. And most other people I know wouldn't act that way either. In fact, even the people I dislike most wouldn't be that disgustingly rude.

AJSMOKESWEED 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:31

14, your a ******* retard. noone else would do the same, we would check and see what was happening first, then ask politely, then go apeshit.

krazy_glu3 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:12

not everyone is an ass like that. I'm passive aggressive. I wouldve been annoyed but just kept scooting forward so they'd stop stepping on em. I would NEVER turn around and yell. I MIGHT turn and ask if they would stop stepping on em.

docscientist 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:36

Be a gigantic douche mongering bitch? No, I would be polite as they probably wouldn't be aware they're on my skis.

rachelxoxolauren 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:24

no I'd just ask them to please stop

cudgel1023 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:48

"Most" such a good word.

meeba 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:20

YDI for not just saying "please stop" that would still be embarassing but not as much

prettypinkpixie 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:29

Even if the person standing behind you had been stepping on your skis, that's no reason to react to rudely. Not only were you a complete bitch, you made a fool out of yourself. Bravo.

tara0927 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:43

That's what you get for being such a douche. How about you get some manners and watch your mouth, and Karma won't be such a bitch. Dumb ass.

olliewn 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:47

YDI so much OP, why do people like you just lash out at people you have never even met over something as small as someone stepping on your ski's (which she wasen't even doing). Hope you have learn't your lesson...

goaliemkl123 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:43

learn't takes just as long to write as learned does.

LilaBear 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:31

goaliemkl123 - actually, "learnt" is how the english spell it. #21 is probably Australian or English and put a random apostrophe in it for some reason.