Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind...

By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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illmatic2 16

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:58

That's what you get for being rude.

Privations_fml 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:00

Even if she were stepping on your skis, she probably would have been doing it by accident. No reason to be so bitchy about it.

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Rick_S 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:52

Sometimes I wish I could hit the YDI link more than once.

kile88 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:58

That's awesome just play along like you thought all along that she was standing on them. Half the time people say sorry when they think they've stepped on you when they actually didn't so yeah.

BikeAllDay818 6

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:31

crazy woman lmao

kingtz 6

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:39

YDI for being such a bitch. Even if she was stepping on your skis, you could've turned around and politely asked her not to. She could've been a beginner and not familiar with the usual etiquette or even have full control over where her skis go. Either way, there was no need to yell at her. Seem like common courtesy is not so common with you.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:57

All you needed to do is turn around and look at them and they'll usually apologize and be more careful. random tidbit: I went snowboarding today and saw a dude snowboarding while wearing a banana costume.

FriskyCoconut 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:18

wow, you couldn't have asked politely first? ydi

nrelavender 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:20

wow, it's someones time if the month. What normal person just turns around and starts swearing and yelling at someone like that? You can't just turn around and politely ask them to stop stepping on your skis?