Clumsy and Work: Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass...

By tryandtryagain - 28/04/2011 04:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

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Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By Terri - 08/11/2024 22:00 - Australia

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By aussie worker - 23/03/2017 14:00

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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Ouchie

By shadowednavi - 26/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Bad omen

By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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lekiat 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:53

looks like this job isn't meant for you

ImThePope 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:49

Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D

Comments

marissakmnn 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:11

it'd be okay if it was your first day, but yeah everybody has those days.

Potatoe12 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:26

Maybe you should stop drinking half the wine before you give it to the customer.

sviperv 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 20:04

at least you didn't spill on customers

amanna7 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 20:32

maybe you jus shouldn't be an idiot an pay attention so it doesn't happen again..?

melibear89 7

Thursday 28 April 2011 21:14

show were trying to show off and tripped twice in the process? otherwise you need to learn how to walk. my guess there was a hot guy that you forgot to mention in the FML