Clumsy and Work: Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass...

By tryandtryagain - 28/04/2011 04:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By shadowednavi - 26/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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lekiat 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:53

looks like this job isn't meant for you

ImThePope 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:49

Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D

Comments

RyDawg918 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:50

spilt? try spilled you idiot

jobeyy 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:53

spilt is british english, fool. OP is from the UK. Who's the idiot here?

ReynshineCutting 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:16

Well he is from OU. Can't expect any intelligence there.

FFML_314 11

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:40

You are stupid, 32. I say this with love.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 28 April 2011 21:35

Pen and FFML, RyDawg's profile clearly states "I don't give a mutha ****", so I'm not sure why you're bothering to correct him. ****** grammer nazis lololololol SHIT

HeavyMetalViking 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:08

Want some cheese with that whine?

rrrmmmvvv 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:09

Hahaa. No.

starwind3438 9

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:10

Accident prone much?

bigjohnny 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:19

do you mean you spilled it?

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:51

OP is from the UK. That's how it's spelled (or spelt) over there.

4ll4b0utm3 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:41

thats an indication that tour tipsy

hihi1212 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:43

honestly if if i ate there i would not tip you and make sure your boss new. maybe choose to goto college? or did you not graduate high school? im guessing your a drop out by your career choice.

agummere796 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:16

bitchy much?!

Starcuse 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:59

You can't say much about going to college and being a drop out with that spelling...

mandalore92 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 17:21

I didn't realize they taught how to carry glasses at high school and college. Maybe that's why your spelling and grammar are shit, but I bet you can carry wine like a ************.

hihi1212 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:12

well sorry about the spelling and im a bitch for life dolls. i just get to the point. but no im in acting school. and about to auditions for movies and shows motherfuc*ers