Clumsy and Work: Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass...

By tryandtryagain - 28/04/2011 04:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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Ouchie

By shadowednavi - 26/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Bad omen

By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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lekiat 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:53

looks like this job isn't meant for you

ImThePope 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:49

Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D

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Likeee_A_Boss 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 8:28

hahaha:L reallly! well it doeamt help ; your supposed to share it not wear it !

HighAsTheStars 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:51

worst joke ever

elservas 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 7:16

r u shure the wine was being pourrd to the glass?

MaliceandMisery 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:14

Are you sure you're feeling alright? If you're losing your balance that badly...

mpetr 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:23

I hate that!! I did the same thing once... only I was the customer :") don't feel too bad tho- ur not the only one!! :)

amina33 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:08

HAHAHAHAHHHHA

lilbit91011 6

Friday 16 November 2012 16:41

S-P-I-L-L-E-D.

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 13 December 2014 17:14

S-P-I-L-T in the UK.

Diamond_don 18

Sunday 31 July 2016 7:34

When drunk that's when you stop drinking

stellasue11 38

Friday 30 September 2016 6:44

oh thsts no good... but accidents happen, hope you didnt let it bring you down!!!

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