Animals: Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal...

By coolcat10156 - 08/07/2015 07:04 - United States - Keller

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

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Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Spearfish

Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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RowanNightShade 22

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:53

That poor cat. Fycl.

Enkeria 30

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:54

I'm sorry op. Maybe close the bathroom door next time? That almost happened to my dog. My sister wanted to experimenting on my dog after she did her legs but I was able to stop her. I hope your kitty fluffs out soon. :)

Comments

evilabed 14

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:59

how can you not notice your cat rubbing against your legs? YDI

Death_of_all 14

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:06

OP DID notice, that's why she put the cat in the bath. Cats are ridiculously speedy, and wiggly, so it could easily have rubbed all over her legs before she could grab it.

scooter50 12

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:01

that Sounds like a hairy situation.

goldcock19 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:16

Omg just stop

trey600rr 22

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:04

bwahahaha!

Dexter83_fml 17

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:09

That sucks op. But hey everyone loves a hairless pussy... Sorry resist in all seriousness sleep with one eye open your cat must be pissed

MrGibbs25 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:42

cats are vengeful little assholes

Catdragon 40

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:25

so are dogs. my dog once shit right between my legs while I was sleeping because I scolded her for ******** on the floor and I stepped in it earlier that day.

laggy 4

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:12

you should do the other side too... some ppl like hairless cats... lol

goldcock19 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:20

Take ur cat in for a haircut and ask for the lion cut special. Trust me it's sick, u wont regret it

NightKat 25

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:40

At least your cat didn't decide to walk over a lit candle and singe all its belly fur. Cats are not always the smartest creatures.

DoomedGemini 37

Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:01

My moms cat would stick its tail in the space heater. By the time they noticed, it would be smoking. The cat was purring and looking happy as can be though.