Animals: Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal...

By coolcat10156 - 08/07/2015 07:04 - United States - Keller

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

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Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Spearfish

Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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RowanNightShade 22

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:53

That poor cat. Fycl.

Enkeria 30

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:54

I'm sorry op. Maybe close the bathroom door next time? That almost happened to my dog. My sister wanted to experimenting on my dog after she did her legs but I was able to stop her. I hope your kitty fluffs out soon. :)

Comments

ffiguresskating 11

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:58

All jokes aside please take your cat to the vet. I know you don't want this lecture but I'm an animal major and that cream can be very toxic to your kitty. Hope all goes well OP

shewenttojareds 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:01

At least you now know it works (:

Shadow73 13

Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:06

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

TheySaidWhat 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:19

Congratulations! You now own a sphinx cat (aka satan beast)

Silk_Routes 14

Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:30

never experienced a half clean pussy!

AMcM_fml 21

Wednesday 8 July 2015 21:40

I had almost lost faith in the FML community for the lack of pussy puns... thank you

emilytheperson 17

Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:51

More life f your cats life!

inolongercare 19

Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:54

Not gonna lie- that his hilarious. And a funny story. Tell your friends and post on Facebook. It will get laughs. Post on Imgur and Reddit far fake Internet points.

Domonator 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 21:14

LORD SIMBA: Today, I was affectionate to the human and it suddenly threw me in some water. Now, I'm so cold because half of my fur has fallen out. FML