Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone...

By thewordsicantsay - 25/02/2010 07:05 - Canada

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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Gone in a flash

By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By awkwardpanda - 27/01/2017 20:00

Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By Mikey - 26/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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mixtertrix 5

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:02

Damn that sucks. Least you got something for show and tell :P

null_fml 11

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:54

Who the hell said anything about a uniform?

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bihero 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:13

lolx. im really interested in ur presentation now

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:42

hahahaha you just made my day. on another note, could pregnency be the perpetrator (sp?) of this?

maph3rs 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:14

kikiface. you just haven't been with a bra displosal expert. I go it down to a flicking finger motion. lol. were u pointing at everyone lol

kikiface 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:15

yeah, except according to the fml the thing just snapped open.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:04

displosal is now my new favorite word.

flippyyfeatherr 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:16

lol u havre biggg booobss that's a good thingg :)

irishfever 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:53

not necessarily. this has happened to me before and I'm only a B

kaileebug 0

Friday 26 February 2010 6:13

don't say "only a b!" I wish I could fit in cup sizes. I'm done growing though! :

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:16

lol

waNgEmsauCe 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:59

Your picture is in a tanning bed........ I hope you get cancer, you damn hooker.

locan_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:19

nothing wrong with and extra set of eyes evaluating your presentation.

kitzukitten715 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:20

maybe you could turn it in to a show and tell about breast cancer with live props? lol

rwac07 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:29

daaayyuummm thats hot (if u have huge boobs) :P

Cristaderzi 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:32

Yep that sucks Its why I LOVE thin coats! Worst case and your braless the a coat would help cover your bareness!!!

amatayo 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:34

This is stupid the end

music_METAL 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:42

mucha ropa! if your hot. If your not well then that sucks :(

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Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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Today, the guy we'd offered to hire, who had a 2-month notice period, emailed to say he couldn't come after all, because his employer offered to retain him. In this two-month timeframe, we didn't interview anybody else and now we're in deep shit. FML

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Today, I smelled a terrible odor in my house. It seemed to be coming from everywhere. At first, I thought it might be rotten food or a dead animal, then I realized it was my own breath. FML

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Today, I found a mouse nest. In my glovebox. Made out of the $450 in rent money I was going to give my roommate that I had stored in there earlier for safe keeping. FML

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Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

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Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

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