Intimacy: Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 17:40 - United States

Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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Where on Earth do you work?

By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By gayboii - 19/03/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

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josh7279 7

Thursday 4 October 2012 0:17

You must have a nice truck.

OmqDummyxD 7

Thursday 4 October 2012 0:17

Ah young love.

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jeffmusson1309 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:55

You should have ran in and drove really fast over a really big bump

skylerschnell 5

Friday 12 October 2012 3:50

Welcome to american high school

heatherboo4 7

Sunday 14 October 2012 5:25

Would not be surprised If it was at my school...

xpheonix57 7

Wednesday 5 December 2012 4:54

I would have set my alarm off, and then headed straight for a car wash.

Emma1562 35

Monday 6 June 2016 23:12

Go to the car wash with them in the bed of the truck

Kalipczo 21

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:38

Memories.

splashface1 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:16

You should've drove away so they fall out

PickledSweets 22

Monday 27 May 2013 13:33

That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. I'd wash that truck at least three times.

flashback_fml 14

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:45

And you totally joined in high five!

SaniK 17

Tuesday 30 June 2015 6:59

You should have asked them if there was room for a third

AbbotsfordVandal 14

Sunday 22 May 2016 23:32

You should've sneaked up and started the truck up and stepped on it, watch them fall off

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