Miscellaneous: Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny...

By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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You deserved it 2 741

Amazing timing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Antelope

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 412

By fullmoonfml - 12/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

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You deserved it 57 750

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

I didn't request this

By not a boy toy - 31/03/2017 22:00

Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML

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You deserved it 726

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

Drive by shooting

By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

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You deserved it 101

Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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You deserved it 4 523

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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You deserved it 2 829

Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 285 185

aggiegirl95 7

Monday 18 April 2016 16:10

Why would you randomly moon old people in public? You kind of deserve it. Idiot.

iAmPaul 49

Monday 18 April 2016 16:09

How immature of you. Instant Karma at least.

Comments

VincentLeonhart 5

Monday 18 April 2016 18:07

I'd show you the error of your ways but I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 18 April 2016 20:00

I'd suggest using a flannel graph or maybe sock puppets. Those seem to be more of OP's speed.

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Monday 18 April 2016 18:10

That's one way to go over the moon...

PHP_fml 22

Monday 18 April 2016 18:24

I guess you just couldn't fight the moonlighting but the driver sure could.

PePziNL 20

Monday 18 April 2016 18:26

FMLs that start with 'I thought it would be funny to...' = in 99% of the cases an instant YDI.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 18 April 2016 21:00

Very true. I hit YDI before I was even half way through the first sentence.

NomeDMF 17

Monday 18 April 2016 21:20

Good for you *applauds*

TRIKYNIKKY 5

Monday 18 April 2016 18:27

I guess you could say: "Carma" is cruel...

pedinhuh 23

Monday 18 April 2016 18:30

Get out.

AwkwardBookworm 27

Monday 18 April 2016 18:35

Why would you moon people in a place you're liable to get hit by a car?

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 18 April 2016 18:39

Get your ass out of the road!

abNormal62 23

Monday 18 April 2016 18:42

To paraphrase manfred man's earth band it seems like they were Blinded by the moonlight And you were Wrecked up like a douche in the middle of the night