By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 01:38 - United States - Houston

Today, while walking home with my mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelled at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that. FML
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DanShowsNoMercy 13

Leave that to your dad.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

If that's how life is, then I say **** life right in the pussy.

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YoursAlways98 13

No, that's just the way sexist, disrespectful assholes are.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

#29 - You take jokes way too serious.

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dcam13 19

you talk about civil topics like "cockshart" with your mom I'm guessing. bahaha unoriginal.

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nevm 12

#29 so if the guy said "**** him right in the asshole" would it have been ok?

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

#34- Yeah, but cat-calling is still pretty ******* annoying.

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incoherentrmblr 21

F**K her RIGHT in the pussy! Fred strikes again...

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DanShowsNoMercy 13

Leave that to your dad.

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False_Stupidity 41

All in favour, raise you hand! *raises hand*

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LittleRed79 39

*raises a little hell*

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treyford 12

*raises taxes and national fund dept*

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merhbu 4

this isnt really that bad at all. they were just trying to be funny lol

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cornyrob 33

I thought it was funny. Nothing i world do, though.

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onlychildFTW 33

I think it's stupid and not at all funny. Talk about unoriginal and over used.

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Llama24 14

Hey, stop harassing me!!!

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Aew 17

Ugh, your poor mom. There's no way to lighten the mood after that, either.

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MrConcise 34

"I'm outta your league, son. You didn't get my good looks."

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Aew 17

That's the perfect line! I would have walked all the way home in silence before I found a way to diffuse the discomfort.

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candisweets 10

it could have gone worse...you could have been walking with your dad. FYL

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cadillacgal79 32

Ah yes, blame a whole generation based on one unoriginal asswipe.

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R2Y2 22

What if the person in the car was just as old as you?

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Plaaants from Texas are dumb? Shooes from Texas are dumb? People who have nothing better to do than to scream out shit like that are dumb? Yes, Patrick, yes they are.

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royal_ranger 12

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razoray9 22

#55. I believe Sgt. Sarcasm would be the more appropriate term

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connorgrant98 24

People like him are just immature and have nothing better to do than things like this.

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hobojo69 23

That sucks op, people should be more original, that was so last year

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